I’m looking for pictures of the moon for the October page, and I find this page for the Clementine Lunar Image Browser, where the part that makes me happiest is not the large array of pictures available but the disclaimer.

This sentence: "Disputes arising from the purchase of lunar property from such organizations must be resolved with the seller directly."

OK, now I want to buy some lunar real estate. Maybe this piece, right here. I like the look of that crater riiiight there.