So I spent almost all of yesterday and rather a large chunk of today working on producing a brochure about me and my art that I can leave with various restaurants and coffeehouses when I ask about displaying my artwork. HP has a nice site, but it was painfully slow and crashed repeatedly, so I looked for other alternatives. There aren't any that are a) free and b) produce something that isn't hideous, so I was reduced to whacking away at the project in my wordprocessor, which is harder than it sounds. I can do ugly stuff fast, and weird looking stuff with lots of nice graphics a little slower, but making it look real, and official-like is, apparently, days of finessing.